For those who don’t know: Leaks confirmed real.
Bowser. Jr, Duck hunt, and some blonde guy confirmed. No Mewtwo (lol)
Bowser. Jr is a unique character, not a clone.
Leaker claims he did not have all the characters unlocked at the time the leaks hit the internet.
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
”are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”
you got a boyf-
"AND SO, YOU MUST BE SILENCED"
I DON’T THINK THEL IS A RPG NPC BUT WHATEVS.
WE CLAIM THIS POST TO HALO
[generic dudebro catcalling]
"Tank beats Ghost!"
"Tank beats Hunter!”
"Tank beats everything! Oh, man! I could do this all day!"
OH MY GOSH
"NOW THE GATE HAS BEEN UNLATCHED, HEADSTONES PUSHED ASIDE; CORPSES SHIFT AND OFFER ROOM, A FATE YOU MUST ABIDE."
this is great please do this, ladies.
Reason #1 why I dropped Rail Wars.
i dont see it
Kimi ja Nakya Dame Mitai
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun OP
Hentai?? nah what the fuck that’s for fucking losers— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of huge anime tiddies spill out of jacket] f-for fucking nerd weeb virigins ahhaha [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of huge anime tiddies scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen